Fortune Cookie Posted on March 19, 2007 by Ken Last night’s fortune cookie, and I kid you not: A friend will bring you a big surprise soon. How do they _do_ that?
“… in bed.”
the final 2 words of every fortune cookie.
Um, dude, we’re having a baby — I think that part’s already taken care of. 0_o
eewww….
and, I hope you saved the fortune.