Our friends, Tom and Alissa, are getting married next weekend! We couldn’t be more excited for them. They’ve even asked me to particpate in their celebration by being the best man.
Being best man is an honor that I don’t take lightly. Signing the witness statement, encouraging the groom, holding Alissa’s wedding ring, and making the best man speech are important responsibilities for the day to go smoothly.
But, the Bachelor Party: this is something we must ensure brings the greatest nobility and respect to our dear friend, who is about to embark upon a new milestone of adulthood. And, just for the record, I happen to have video evidence of just how my groomsmen — _including_ Tom — brought this same honor upon me. Tom has helped set the bar for the level of dignity which we might now, four years later, be privileged to bestow upon him.
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I can’t wait. 
Dude, I haven’t laughed this hard at a blog post in quite some time
. We’re going to have a lot of fun!
I had the honor of being the best man at a buddies of mine wedding. Just remember … One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, two strippers is better than one …
The hardest part for me was getting the party together, not being a big party goer and all normally. He and his girl had already been living together for like 5 years … had to get her out of the house. 20 pizza’s, 2 strippers, a ton of beers, a blow up doll, and a sheep into the house. And then only like 1/2 the people showed that were supposed to …
After that, everything else was rather easy
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Mike, how’d you get a SHEEP to come to the party? I mean, everything else is pretty much standard fare for a lot of BPs, but a SHEEP? That’s pretty friggin’ awesome.
Beautiful.
That video made me miss all you guys…
HA! There was a bachelorette party hosted at my house this weekend; this makes me wish we’d had a video camera!
I am disappointed…I thought I heard rumor of seeing you actually wearing the boxers in public…..LOL
Geez, you look like such a little guy in this video, Ken….ha!