Psst. I’ve got an invite for “wordpress.com”:http://www.wordpress.com (featuring the current beta version of WordPress 1.6). Want it? Give me a really good reason. Points awarded for orginality, humor and good taste. 
Update: The invite is sent!
Hi!
Would you consider me – http://www.bloglines.com/blog/Androxylo?id=10
the posts as can be seens from http://androxylo.schtuff.com/
Thanks!
Andrew
I’m really not all that funny, so I don’t have any cute or whimsical stories to tell.
I’ve never blogged before, but I’d love to start! If you invite me, I’d be so eternally grateful. Thanks! 
Thank you SO much for the invite! I dearly appreciate it!