??The Onion??: “Hey, You Got Something to Eat?”:http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40091. This had me on the floor.

Say, I’d like to eat a little something. You got something? What you got? Any kind of food is good. I just want something to eat. You must got something. I ain’t desperate or nothing like that. Don’t think I’m begging. I’m just asking here. No pressure. I just want to eat something. Wondering if you had something maybe. No big deal.