I, Robot; You, Robot

Just saw this. I dug it, though I have to admit that it didn’t meet my expectations. Worth seeing again–the special effects and cinematography were fun–but the characters were so two-dimensional:

Will Smith
“Hi, I’m the caricature of a cop that is angry, but cares. Let me say something smug and hip.”
Scientist Chick
“All scientists are devoid of emotion, and, being a scientist, I therefore have ice water flowing through my veins. However, I did see Will Smith’s cute butt at the start of the film, so I will inevitably succumb to his wiley charms.”
CEO Guy
“I’m the Man, with little time for idle chit-chat and a plan to make boatloads of cash with my capitalist agenda for world domination.”
Robot
“I…I’m alive! I’m a real boy! The hiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuusiiiiiiiiic.”
Doubting Police Chief
“Will Smith, I don’t believe you–all robots are always clearly incapable of doing any wrongdoing, ever–so I am taking your badge. However, you may continue to run amok through the city with your firearm.”
Will Smith
“Argh! I’m a lose cannon! I will wave my gun around and disdain authority!”
Scientist Chick
“You’re completely irresistabl–er, irrational. I find the cold logic of the machines better company than your manaical ramblings. Yet, I will entertain your absurd consipiracy theories until the special effects action sequences carry this movie to the final credits.”
CEO Guy
*knocked unconscious*
Robot
“Why do humans cry?”
Scientist Chick
“I will openly imply that your personal growth through this drama seriously increases your chances of a second date.”
Will Smith
*uses street-smarts and Luddite values to save the day*
Robot
*recites original poetry*
Isaac Asimov
*spins in grave*

Fin.

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