When we were doing our premarriage counselling, we had this workbook that discussed–among other things–potential problems in relationships. A lot of it was pretty basic stuff. One section talked about how couples communicate and devoted a whole page to unkind words that couples use to manipulate each other featuring all time great one-liners such as “if you were a real man/woman, you…,” “you think you’ve got problems,” or “you always/never blah blah blah.” Hence, the Schmozer’s clever reply.