Automatic Linkbacks, Photo Albums

One day, when I’m cool, I will set up some CGI that will work like Mark’s automatic linkbacks.

In the meantime, I’m trying to devise a very clever way to get from raw-photos to Photoshop Elements–a lighter, less costly version of the suite. Unfortunately, you get what you pay for: Elements does not allow you to use actions that haven’t been fully formated for that software. In other words, my Photoshop 7 actions won’t work with Elements. Sigh.

In the meantime, I’m trying to figure out how to automate the Gimp. I have noticed some articles that deal with Perl programming in the Gimp, so I’ve been trying to learn Perl–and I know that that’s going to come to a screeching halt once classes start this week. I’ve also been looking for a good way to upload the files to the site in a format that I can use. The Upload File feature in Movable Type is nice, but doesn’t let me set captions, title tags, alt tags, or mouseovers. I suppose I could just settle for less-geeky-but-still-artistic ways of creating photo albums, but it just wouldn’t be the same. :)

Shih Tzu Coffee

TheOoze: Trash Cans or Treasure Chests. Martinez is the brand of the coffee, $300 a pound for these beans. Each one comes out of the dung of the Civet cat. It has a name – this coffee does – and some of you might imagine what it is. I can’t say it. It goes by another name, although I can’t say it, I have a person who cuts my hair and she has a little white furry dog called a Shih Tzu. And so this is Shih Tzu coffee, alright? Len Sweet has a great way of putting things into words. He makes me wish that I went to Drew.

Come Again?

Irony: when the pastor vigorously preaches, stressing the point that “nothing should be added to the Gospel” while at the same time invoking the word “simple” upwards of 20 times in the span of 45 minutes (get that: that’s about once every two minutes)–a word which is nowhere to be found in the passage from which he is preaching.

Whack the Google

It’s official: we now Google-own the phrase “ken sarah walker.” This was quite intentional: I’ve been trying to up our Google ranking by setting ken.walker.net to automatically redirect, and encouraging friends to link back. It will be interesting to see what happens when ken.walker.net and kennsarah.walker.net expire.

I had also tried submitting our site to the Open Directory Project and Yahoo after hearing a rumor that these directories seem to have some sway over Pagerank. However, months went by since that happened and I haven’t heard back from an editor. Humans may catagorize better than computers, but they sure are slow.

Apparently, the Christmas letter didn’t hurt our page rank either, as I used third-person throughout. It scored its own #2 spot on the Google-search.

Interestingly, though, Google still doesn’t acknowledge our site when you type “ken walker,” though ken.walker.net makes the top 10. A search on “sarah walker” only brings our site up in the top-40. Apparently, Google is sensitive to context rather than just counting the number of words on the page. A search for “sarah posegate” will bring up the Engagement Story on kennsarah.walker.net, which I’m working on porting to here, as well.

Et cetera

InterVarsity: InterVarsity and Rutgers. In September 2002, the Administration of Rutgers University suspended the multiethnic chapter of InterVarsity, alleging that the chapter’s constitution violated the university’s anti-discrimination policies. The university claims that by insisting that student leaders affirm InterVarsity’s Statement of Faith, the chapter discriminates on the basis of religion. My alma-mater decides that the first amendment is inherently discriminatory. Go Knights.

Update: The Washington Times is carrying a suprisingly pro-IV article which cites previous attempts by campuses to shut down IV chapters due to religious bias and Christianity Today is carrying an article as well. RU has also posted a statement about their position. I still think that the critical issue here is the issue of societal versus personal religion–in other words, if religion is a societal (not just personal) construct, then the right to worship freely should encompass the issue of choosing leadership. By the way, this is the New Brunswick campus, not Newark. Rutgers-Newark (where I served on the leadership team) does not have a “Multi-Ethnic Fellowship.” That fellowship has a homepage, and a statement about the RU decision as well.

Books & Culture: Books & Culture Corner: Entertain Us. Whatever we make of it, something once unarticulated has been given form, and it is more than the “Attention Shoppers!” sound of the latest Justin Timberlake song. It isn’t indifferent or blissfully unconcerned with anything beyond its own gratification. As Prince Hamlet asked rhetorically, whereto serves mercy but to confront the visage of offense? Can one listen and be offended at the same time? Is being offended a way of avoiding being awake? Good question.

TheOoze: Am I Still an Evangelical.

For some time now I have been becoming increasingly concerned about my own theology. Having grown up in an evangelical home, and having attended a very conservative seminary, I always thought of myself as an evangelical, and a slightly conservative one at that…Now I am finding that my increased exposure to postmodern thinking is playing tricks with my theology. In the past years I have struggled with questions about such issues as truth, faith, the nature of the church, conversion, and discipleship. Because I live in an increasingly postmodern world I find my theology being challenged fairly consistently.

Antithesis (link): If I am orthodox, I won’t ever have to change my mind. I won’t ever have to realize with horror that I have been thinking wrongly about my faith. I just go on loyally believing within the safe and well-defined limits of whatever orthodoxy I have chosen to make my own. Antithesis looks like they’re working towards standards-based site redesign. It no longer looks like garbage in Phoenix.

How’s the weather up there…?

An extreme bout of long-lived geekiness, I set up a weather side-box to let you know exactly what the conditions are over here in Wharton. Why is this so geeky? Well, although you will never have to deal with it, our little weather box is the result of an XML stream formatted through custom PHP script. Yeah, I could have gone with any number of solutions all over the web (such as weather.com’s Weather Magnet), but I didn’t want any of those loud banners tarnishing our site. ;-) If you really want to read about my misadventures in the consumer-XML space, you can look at our beta site. Enjoy!

Digital Nostalgia

Sarah and I spent “Christmas” with my Dad’s family yesterday. It was a pleasant surprise to discover that we had a sincerely good time with them. Dad took us out to the mall to pick out a Christmas gift, so Sarah and I decided to round out our crystal collection. When we got back, my Dad and I chatted awhile. We hit the usual mundane, finance-related topics: loans (mortgages in particular), taxes, and debt. We also talked a while about the old-school Tandy 1000 TX in my kid-sister Kimmy’s room.

This computer kicked off my original interest in technology. When I was about 12-years-old, I asked for a typewriter for my birthday to practice the mad typing skillz that I’d learned in grade school. My dad decided that the timing was right to up the ante and purchase a brand-new computer for the family. We all piled into the car and headed off to the local Radioshack, where my dad plunks down some $1,000 on our new screaming 8Mhz personal computer. When we got it home my dad and I took over the dining room (which I’m sure my mom was ecstatic about) and plugged everything in at the end of the table. It was awesome: the smell of new electronics plastic, the whir of the fans and buzz of the 720K floppy drive when you turned it on, and all that weird information that flashed across the screen. The Tandy became for my dad and me an almost obsessive project. We would spend hours in front of it on a Saturday just copying programs–by hand–from computer magazines into the BASIC compiler. Dad would network with RadioShack dealers around the state and spend hours hanging out with them in smoky backrooms, just working with the computers.

By the time we had retired the computer in favor of a flashy new 486SX/25Mhz, the Tandy 1000 had a 40MB hard drive (up from the stock 20MB), 2MB of expanded RAM (which came on two gigantic ISA-slot cards), Super-VGA graphics adapter, 2400 baud modem, a 20MB removable-disk Bernoulli disk drive (Iomega’s predecessor to the Zip drive), and a math-coprocessor making the box capable of speeds up to 12Mhz. None of these upgrades, though, held a candle to the 5-bay, 8-card “slot box” that my dad added to the machine. This piece of equipment was a whole, separate computer case (count them: two boxes for one CPU), connected via a thick inflexible bus cable, built simply to add more cards and more drives to the machine–truly a last-ditch effort to stretch the machine before deciding that it was time to upgrade.

As we both looked at it on the floor of my sister’s rapidly shrinking room, encased in its yellowing plastic case and thin layer of dust, my dad offered it to me for anything I might find a use for. I smiled–I don’t even think that it would serve as a good Linux router at this point, having less horsepower than my graphing calculator or my Sony Clie. I knelt down to the floor, pulled the case off and discovered the hard drive that contains all the pirated games, batch files, and book reports of my youth. “I think I’ll just take this for now,” I told him, wondering if there’s anything in there worth remembering.

The hard drive is sitting on a countertop in our kitchen, just waiting to become another Saturday afternoon computer project.

Welcome!

This is the new home of Ken & Sarah Walker of Wharton, NJ! With the purchase of our old address at kennsarah.walker.net, it occurred to me that we were paying way too much money for way too few features. And, being the economically-minded (nerdy) husband, I thought it best we move on to bigger and better things.

I hope you like the new redesign. It attempts to capture where we left off with the wedding. You’ll notice that the home page will show a random photo of us each time you visit–reminiscent of the slideshow. The color scheme attempts to pick up on the wedding colors as well. As to the geekier technology considerations, this site is running on a server in the UK with an extremely reasonably-priced host, PlugSocket. The site uses what’s known these days as a “content management system” called Movable Type which makes my life quite a bit easier in constructing and maintaining the site. You may also have heard of CMS systems referred to as blogs or online journals.

When I find free time, I try to update the site with new and interesting things going on in the life of Ken & Sarah. Check back often for news, pictures and clever anecdotes!

Enjoy!
K&S